1. norcalchicana:

    George Lopez doesn’t give two fucks about you.

    (via hakunamatata3385)

  2. Duolingo - teaching me the important things about the German language.

    Also, PS. Germany? You call your lunch “mittagessen” (great name, midday food. Good. Perfect.), you call your dinner “abendessen” (again, awesome. Evening food).

    You then decided to call your breakfast “Frühstück”. Now, sure, that could be literally translated as something along the lines of “early meal”, but that doesn’t make it OK. You had a good thing going with the -essen stuff.

    You ruined it.

    You’ve let me down, Germany, but more importantly, you’ve let yourself down.


  3. cianur00:



    im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

    that’s 110%


    (via ruinedchildhood)


  4. ifwemetupatmidnight:

    every time I find a youtube video with comments disabled I wonder what kind of shit went down

    (via tyleroakley)

  5. (Source: tldrwikipedia, via battledad)

  6. nurdsite:

    My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

    …they are no longer friends.

    (via quality-focus)

  8. Tim Vickery spent the entire interview, talking to the bald guys chin.

  10. hello