I’ve been to Canada, I’ve spent a month in Arizona, I travelled from Brussels, to Paris and then on to Rome and Venice. I’ve been to Florida, I’ve been to New York and Philadelphia. Between that first time visiting Paris, I’ve been another two times. Yet I’ve never been to London. And I don’t plan on changing that any time soon.
Someone needs to have a word with whoever is in charge - it’s May. May is no time for hailstones.
schwoozie: ludwig-weilschmidt: WHEN YOU TRY TO PUSH YOUR GLASSES UP BUT END UP ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHING THE LENS AND MAKING IT DIRTY when you try to push your glasses up but you aren’t wearing glasses so you stab yourself in the eye
One failed attempt at a shoe bomb and we all have to take off our shoes at the...– John Oliver (via extrememediocrity)
nightlifemingus: drugdoer: grassfire: Imagine if Breaking Bad was set in Canada or the UK or Australia. Walt discovers he has lung cancer, is promptly treated at no cost and discharged with no financial burden apart from $20 in subsidised prescriptions. The end. hmm. it’s almost as if Breaking Bad might have been trying to say something. Who knows, though yeah, that canada, the uk, and...